Hey, Uhm, I didn't wanna text you cause I know your asleep but...I just fell in love with Chicago! And you never guess how, [link] THAT'S HOW!!! ...yes, I have no life. SO WHAT! BEYBLADE IS BOMB DIDDLY BITCH! I wanted to telly ou AT the time so you know lol call me tomorrow when you read this. But text me first and All That Jaaaazzzzzzzz

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Ooh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Miss. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock

Ashliiiiiiiii~

what are you doing? why arent you online? i'm bored!!!! and i'm not tired so i cant sleep!!!! lets tell a story!! we havent done one in a LLLLOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time!!!
ok? well tough you have to read it or i'll keep posting it!!! muhahahahhahaha so read:
at the beginning there was a girl and another girl...both girls were named monica..but one was shorter, they called her alice e, and alice c. for short e and c. now e and c were suppose to be studying but they were messing around outside reading their manga. *yes ashli you are e and you are wearing a frilly red dress!!! and matching headband* well suddenly there was a black and white blob that went by with a pocket watch saying "i'm late. i'm late". both the girls thought that it was very odd so they decided to follow it. so they followed it and it went down a hole. they fell down a very large hole and ended with a hard thud at the bottom. "ouch" "what the hell was that?!" they decided to follow it still but then it ate something, shrunk and and went through a very small door. "ahh! how are we suppose to follow it now?" "well lets find something that will fit us down to that size". while looking around they found some little cakes that said "eat me". e-"i dont think we should trust things that talk.." c had already eaten her's. and had shurken down to the tiny size to fit c-"come on n hurry up and eat it! it was goood!!!" c "and plus it will get us through that door!!" e-"huh?" e had forgotten all about the door and was too concentrated on eating the cake."oh..that too". so e ate the cake and shrank down. they were going through the door when h pocketed all the rest of the dessert on the table because "well! what happens if i get hungry later.." "fine". once through the door they discovered a garden. the garden had a lot of flowers and when they were lost since neither of them had seen where the white and black blob had gone they decided to take a little rest and sat down. the flowers started to talk to them. "what the hell is this" remarked e. "i think i'm crazy...flowers don’t talk" "yes we do" responded all the flowers. there was one flower who was especially loud named tulip. "what are you guys doing in our garden, you must be weeds! get out!!". "lets get the hell out of here!" e said...the flowers freaked them both out so they decided to run for it. they ended up at a weird table that had a ton of tea cups and tea pots. they decided to have something to eat too since there was food, too. suddenly a weird person with a big hat appeared hello there my dears! said the weird person. "who are you?" asked c. "well i am very pleased to have tea with you alice and alice i'm the mad sinner" "what kind of name is that?"asked e. "its my name thats what kind of name it is" "this is too weird" said e. c "yeah it is".so they ran away as fast as they could when the mad sinner had his back turned to them...but he just kept going on and on about something and didtn notice they were gone. into the forest they went and that is where they ran into an odd creature on a tree branch, "are you lost?" "you look familiar" remarked e. "yeah you do" "no i dont i'm not stitch" "yeah you are!"c and e said together. "well it doesnt matter who i am but you are lost!" "yeah we knew that!" "well take a left and five more and you'll just go in circles...why who are you looking for?" "we're looking for a white a black blob that kinda looks like you but with out the evil glare and different color eyes." "oh, you're looking for the queen" "huh?!" "he's a queen?!" "then go that way" "umm..should we trust him?" "sure why not we were already lost, we cant get more lost than we are now". so they went that way and ended up in a rose garden. where they found a queen who did look like a man..but a very pretty cute man along with the black and white blob they had been chasing in the first place. "kawa?!" "HUH? MY NAME IS QUEEN OF KAWAII!!!!" "umm..ok queen of kawaii" the two replied very meekly. "well do you guys want to play a little game of golf? with flamingos?" "what does golf have to do with flamingos?" remarked c. "i've hated sports since high school" stated h bluntly. this sent queen of kawaii into a deep depression. they decided to run away. "why the hell did we come here in the first place?" asked e. "i have no idea wasnt it your idea to come here first?" remarked c. while they were arguing they didnt notice that they had been captured by the gaurds. who oddly resembled the mad sinner, the weird other blob in the tree, the black and white blob, and the funny flower they had previously meet. they were put into a cage. "why all of these just because we didnt play golf?!". "it wasnt all just that. it was cuz you said this dress made me look fat!" "what we didnt say taht!" said e. "but it does.." said n under her breathe. "OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!" SCREAMED the queen of kawaii. "ahh were gonna die!" but suddenly n was gone. "where did c go?! ahhhh!!!" then she felt someone pinching her face. "ouch. stop!" she said as she woke with a start. c-"was that all a dream?" e-"i hope so.."
THE END

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Ooh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Miss. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock