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Head over heels for my vampire
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Super Grover~
"Haircuts do not hurt ... but crashing through doors is quite painful." Words to live by.
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Head over heels for my vampire
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Head over heels for my vampire
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Yea, I'm a christian! Get over it!
Definition of life= C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E
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Head over heels for my vampire
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S is for the simple need
E is for the ecstasy
X is just to mark the spot cause that's the one you really want
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